Being Cheeky

by Roy LichensteinI need him and my unrequited love

more so now to thrive

Now that I am getting the likes

On this foolish venture of mine.

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the rain

Passing Tulips in the Rain by Anne SwannellYou should have come back before

If you were going to bring with you the westerlies

I teased, slyly telling him

I missed him.

If the rain gods were on my side

There would be a cyclone he bantered.

I knew however

That  when a cyclone overcomes a drought

it pours.

 

A Snippet from another Conversation

images (32)I plucked the wet dried yellow and green grass around me as I waited for my friend in the college lawns. All around me I could see college students, some carrying backpacks some jholas, some hurried some lolled about, a few rolled about in the grass. I sat about doing nothing but picking grass, strewing it about and making patterns out of it, my nails filled with mud.

Behind me two girls were talking and the eavesdropper-by-chance and the Bovarian in me tried picking up snippets of conversations each time hoping for a larger chunk, sewing the strewn phrases then sentences and then finally the full conversation together as I slyly kept moving closer to them. I tried picturing what they looked like or what they were wearing but I failed miserably. My insipid imagination limited by my inability to turn back to see who they were for fear of arousing any suspicion of eavesdropping I pretended to be busy at grass picking.

I heard intently.

-Yeah I know totally.

-So what do you think?

-Bad…terrible…gross…how could he?

-Do you know what will happen next?

-He kissed her unawares.

-See it totally depends on what you think.

-I’m not a prude either but unawares…not fair.

-By the way do you know there are some strands of masochism in her?

-How do you know?

-The way she left him and led that stoic kinda life. She kinda sees herself as this romanticized suffering soul.

Haan. You’re actually right. So what are you doing tonight?

-I read all this in Susan Fraimans’s essay. Read it. It’s an important read. –No…not exactly. I was thinking more of alone time.

-But are you done with the text that you want to begin with criticisms? –Nah…I’m really not in the mood.

-Have you read any of Rushdie’s? –So where are you going?

-Same here…I gave read just those two. Man…our taste in books is so similar. –Anyway what you up to?

-You really think so? –Oh! That is fun.

At this moment my curiosity rose higher and higher and higher than my imagination. The strewed strands stopped making sense to me. I dropped the pretense of eavesdropper-by-chance and of the Bovarian and did a 360 degree flip, my thoughts in summersaults. My sudden turnaround did distract them but not enough for their conversations to digress. They continued…continued talking into their mobile phones. Of course they couldn’t hear my silent sighing. I got up to go. My friend had finally reached, her thumbs furiously hitting the keypad. She looked up.

-He messaged.

 

Snippet of a Conversation

“‘The sun shone, without any alternative, on the nothing new.’ Hey, don’t you think this is completely what college was like for us?”

“What do you mean?” My sister quizzically scrunching up her nose asked me. She always screwed and scrunched up her nose when she asked a question.

“Well what I really feel I cannot describe but vaguely speaking…Oh wait my coffee has boiled…yeah…what was I saying…Yeah…I was saying that don’t you think our college life was very boring. I mean think of it. Can you tell me of one interesting episode from college…?”

“Remember that one time when…”

“Oh please is that the only one episode which we are going to narrate to our grandchildren. We are going to be boring grandmothers, are sulky mothers and were invisible girls.”

“Yeah that and possibly one more…”

“Which one…I’m sure I’m not forgetting any. And that is because there isn’t any.”

“You remember that one time when…oh wait there is someone at the door…Yeah that one particular time when Missis Bannerjee, our English professor, fell off her chair, hit her head against the desk, her glasses shattered as she tumbled onto the ground…And then…”

“Woah…So that is your idea of an interesting episode worth to be retold our grandchildren.”

“Possibly one more time…”

“When…?”

“Remember that one time when we went to d-school and that really good looking Stephanian looked and noticed us for three long seconds.”

“Aki enough of your ‘possibly one more times’…”

“Oh! Remember that one time when class representative of ours…like do you remember that controversy around her and supposed boyfriend.”

“Akanksha what does that have to do with us? So my conclusion… our grandchildren are going without any tales…”

“Possibly another story…”

“I think I am going to hang up. My class has come. But I won’t call you back. You talk gibberish. Bye.”

“Possibly one more time…”

Tana and I

Inspiration: Roddy Doyle’s Paddy Clark Ha Ha Ha

A candle was lit. The candle was exactly ten centimeters in length and the radius about half a centimeter. My mother had bought it from the grocery store in the Southern Avenue market. Pink ribbon wrapped around it. Tana had decorated the candle for his arts examination.

I had teased Tana for using a pink ribbon.

-Girl! Girl! Girl! I love pink. Girls love pink so I love pink. I am a girl.

Tana had started crying and made to run to tell ma. I had run after him and pulled his hair for ages till he promised not to tell.

-Ma what will you do with the candle?

Ma gave her goodnight smile. She gave the candle another look, picked it up and walked steadily towards the large window on the east wall of the master bedroom.  Our house had windows on three of the four walls of each bedroom. Each bathroom had a huge window.  When I asked ma why so many windows were needed, ma said they were for better ventilation.  I do not know who designed the house or who built it, but I know that whoever it was, he or she was not aware of the cold draughts that come through the windows or through the cracks of shut windows. I hate bathing especially the ones ma gives us before we go to bed. The hot water from the geyser and the cold hissing wind seeping in through the window cracks, made me shiver and Tana chatter.

Tana is nine and I am ten. Once we lay down on our beds…Tana’s bed is across the room…about a meter from mine…ma kisses us goodnight while we lie cold under the blankets which take ages to warm. The baths kill us.

The sun never rises at least for a long time.  We have clouds all the time. The windows drive in the rain. Me and Tana help ma keep the rooms dry. We run about screaming with the mops in our hands. Once I was at Yash’s place when it started raining and Yash’s elder brother opened the windows and let the rain come in. Yash said his brother was a bit thick.

-Thick!

-Thick! Thick! Thick!

But thankfully Yash’s ma and papa were not at home and the rain stopped coming in some while. But his elder brother did give him a tight smack on his face.  He killed him. Yeah! I wanted to be like Yash’s brother.

It took us ages to dry the floors from the rains but there was usually a treat awaiting us after the chore.  We were each given a five but I took one rupee from Tana to make it more fair. I was elder and I deserved more money. Ma didn’t understand this nor did papa. Tana never told ma about it or I would kick him hard and not let him play with my friends. I hated Tana. He was always crying, scraping his knees and getting all the kisses from ma. I was elder so I didn’t need or want ma’s kisses but I didn’t like it that he got so many of them.

This time, however, the problem was not the rains or the cold draught. It was a beehive. A beehive just outside the window on the east wall of ma’s and papa’s bedroom.  Mas and papas always took the biggest rooms. Yash’s ma and papa also had the biggest room in their house. The beehive wasn’t very big but ma said it had potential. Tana wanted the beehive. They had learnt in school that bees give honey. I didn’t like honey but even I wanted the beehive. Beehive meant bees. I could trap these bees in bottles and sell them to Yash’s brother and torture them and burn them. But seeing the whole beehive burn would be fun too. I wish Yash’s brother could see me do something so cool. I bet he had never seen a whole beehive burn.

The beehive burnt for ages. It didn’t seem to house many bees. No bee came scampering out…the way we had seen in Tom and Jerry. I had thought ma would be attacked by the swarm of buzzing bees. The burnt beehive let out a lot of smoke and left the wall black. I prayed ma would tell me to paint the wall but she just wiped it clean with a mop.

Tana and I lingered longer in the front garden near the beehive window looking for some traces of a bee. We found one at last. Alive. Buzzing.

-Buzz!

-Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

I took out my shoe and smashed the bee dead on the window pane.

-Don’t kill it.

But I had already smashed it. The fluids and juices out of his body made a pattern on the glass. 

-I am going to tell ma.

-Tattler! Tattler! Tattler! Oooh I am a girl…I’ll tell my mammy.

He made as if to run. I knew he was crying.